Thank you for always being kind to me and allowing me to live in the woods in your backyard. One day I was building a dam and cutting wood with my teeth. All of a sudden, a group of deer and squirrels scampered past me. They looked…"
"Wow! What a spectacle! The monster truck Bigfoot 5 had just come to Miami, Florida. As the driver talked to reporters and was interviewed, a gust of wind nearly blew him off his feet. Suddenly,…Pop! The wind had blown the screws off one of…"
"54 Jungle St.,
Jungle, NJ 07386
Oct. 15, 2010
Dear Mr. Principal,
Please let me run track. These reasons will help you see why I should be on the team. I run on all fours. I am better and quicker than everyone on the team. The crowd will see…"
"24 Porker Street
Hogwarns, Tennessee 44444
Dear Farmer Frank,
I hope you are aware that my mud pen is unusually dry. I’m the laughing stock of the barn! All the other pigs are making fun of me because I’m clean! Do you…"
"2 John Blvd,
Deer, NY 02022
October 16, 2010
Dear Mister Owl,
Please, Mister Owl keep quiet! You make as much noise as a bunch of bulldozers. Every night all my family and I hear is "Hoot, Hoot!" We can't sleep a wink. We know you…"
"Grown-up Rule #1,423: Eat your Vegetables!
Official Reason: You stay healthy and grow stronger.
Real Reason: If you neglect your vegetables, they can turn into wild animals and attack you!
Have you ever had a pet bear?
If not, read on! It’s…"